Ok.... so.... the list is finally in.
You are all probably wondering what the fuck Nelly Nell Nell is going on about so here is the answer: The ZeroZap lists of things to do before you die!
Upon mature brainstorming with Xeum during Saturday night's riveting Trivial Pursuit (punctuated by cake, genepi (we now know that both the i and y spellings are accepted), cheese and "chamel nasales" , we've established the first list to go up for publishing will be sexual debauchery.
Yes, we are aware that there are those among you that are married, have significant others and what not (includig dogs - but i won't go there, at least not now) so you can relax the sphincter the "real" list will not be published on the blog!
So without further ado here are the categories:
1- the babysitter : as performed by 2T
2- the barmaid:
3- the elementary school teacher:
4- the Stripper:
5- the Milf :
5.a. (without child) 5.b. (with child)
6- the prostitute:
7 -the tranny:
(extra points for PRE-OP)
8- the celebrity:
and last but not least:
9- the one born after 2000:
Results need to be in by the end of the week, and you need to have at least one other UZI member to vouch for you.....
next week is a new month. new month, new list....
Zero!
12 commentaires:
dude....
"the barmaid"????
how about "as performed by marco"?!
oh but if you love lists, here is my dad's best friend's website:
http://www.echolaliste.com/
babysitter: as performed by Payz.
Moi tout ce que j'espère c'est qu'un jour une des mochetés qui sert de plan cul à Nelson pour assouvir ses fantasmes d'éjac faciale lui fasse une retro souflette nasale avec ce que vous devinerez aisément.
Ok well that makes me 1 for 9 on that list.
Please refer to Ivan or Luc for the necessary vouching. I'm talking item number 6 here. Zero
la babysitter était une future primary school teacher. ça compte?
the teacher, whore and babysitter have to be in ACTING duty!
zero
C'est quand même une liste fortement orientée célibataire en vacances en thailande...
she took my fuckin money bro! Is that ACTING enough for you Nellie ?
Oh wow. Really?
That's all the categoreis you could come up with? Here's a couple more:
- The bridesmaid
- The client (whenever you're working selling crepes or something)
- The Horseback rider (only people who know know .... know what i'm saying?"
- The complete random (I love this one) : For this one you just need to have sex with the person within the first 30 minutes or meeting her
- The baker - everyone wants to fuck the even 1/2 hot boulangère
- The cop
.... i'll try and think of some more.
..... AND I'M BACK !!!!
well... "back". genre! ca va retomber dans la zappance infâme dans quelques jours tout ça!
donc je prends:
the complete stranger.
the horseback rider.
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And to answer the survey. I've "done" the following:
1. ... no comment
2. At least 3 maybe 4 of em
3. Yup
4. This one is kind of tied to #6 because the often do both jobs at the same time. But yes ...several times
5. Of course, but 5b only, it's kind hard to find 5a i guess
6. This one is redundant with #4, but yes obviously.
and now for the "nelson" ones:
7. Thank the lord no
8. funny but no
9. You're disgusting Nellie, you could've at least said 1990. I mean we're all up there in age that even 1990 is slightly disturbing. Heck, the highest I've gone is 1986. But 2000 is fucking wrong dude.
Zero
8.
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