IT'S FINALLY HERE!!

Après Farm Simulator voici le tant attendu Surgeon Simulator 2013 ! 

Xeum, this shit is coming your way whether you like it or not. 

Practice makes perfect!  

Zero

New week, so new post, and I also wanted to see different pics when I log onto here

Putain, c'est ma dernière semaine de liberté avant de me remettre dans la rat race. En tout cas, ca aura ete 13 mois de pure kiffe à me réveiller tout les jours à l'heure que je veux et commencer ma journée par 1 à 3 heures de visionnage des matchs de la veille. Au total j'ai écris 236 articles sur Cavallier Sports, soit environ 120,000 mots, j'ai plus qu'a tout imprimer écrire un petit avant-propos et hop j'ai un bouquin! Je devrais l'intituler: "What does a sportsfan with no job do?". Enfin bref, voici qq petites random smartfombles tofs pour égayer votre lundi:

Petco Park, San Diego

Heather trop grillée en train de mater les Venice Beach muscle dudes

Trois petites nièces sur mon nouveau scoot

Une petite pensée pour l'avatar de Marco

What Squeak brought me back from his trip to Cali

Les Alpes parceque c'est trop kiffant et je vais surement pas y aller cette année ... snif

L'appart du homard quand le Général est en vacances

2 very drunk bros

Une baguette qui zap pas quoi ... zero

Nel son of a fucking assfart clown, buggar, tits, balls, fuck, piss, shit I had to have a coloscopy

Sorry peeps !! blog absent for a bit - little health scare last week, which left me a little worse for wear... in short: shitting bright red blood and mucus and a shitload of pain - having passed out twice in the night you'll notice the nick on my nose for hitting the door handle on my way down??

Bref, had to see few doctors, get some blood tests, and stool samples (there weren't any it was just "raspberry coulis" to borrow boozers expression - he did in fact say "coulis de framboise" in french, which litterally translates to raspberry coulis, but I digress) and later have some guy inspect my rectum with some speculum like looking glass (what a perv!!! tall, skinny, dry skin... i don't even want to know what he thinks about when he jacks off!






(hospital bathroom, pre-Col ca zappe trop pas!)

The whole thing ends in a very awkward downward dog position and being told (after an eerie fucking sigh) that I needed to have a coloscopy. Aparently somehting wasn't right!
NO SHIT Sherlock! (pun intended!) I never would have guessed!

So .... there it was... I basically had to go as such a postponement was too bitter to contemplate !

And when I say Go... I mean Go-Go-Go, because for all you coloscopy neophytes out there (Xeum a part)... what you don't know  is that you need flush... flush your insides! make them GUSH!!!
2 straight days of drinking liters of this hideous (hideux en francais -mais qui en anglais ne se rapporte pas necessairement a quelquechose de visuel) liquid that basically gives you MASSIVE diarreah!



(le couloir, IV needle in... ca zappe TOUJOURS PAS...mais la me suis fait grille... ils m'ont confisque mon telephone!)


Aaaannywayyy... after having been anally probed for about 20 mins (THANK FUCKING CHRIST I was under ) I came out the other side... and to cut to the chase, apparently all anomalies had vanished.
Docs are still not sure what happened to me, but hey....at least it ain't cancer. I'd like to say "no harm, no foul" but sticking a camera up my ass to let me know that I'm doing just fine is pushing it.... (au figuratif bien sur....."pushing it" est une expression equivalente a "pousser le bouchon un peu loin" en francais - vous aurez compris)

Conclusion: now I know why those so-called "robes" are open in the back (though they should call them "giant bibs with sleeves" it's a more adequate name) and I can tick a number of sexual fantasies off my list! I made friends with the janitor. she's deaf - I tried horse, it didn't work. (private joke)  She was really good at reading lips. I didn't go there.

In the meantime, all is well that ends well!



(after my version of "Innerspace" (l'aventure interieur - sorti en 1987) le regard toujours vif  zerozappance)



Hopefully, you'll get a few laughs or chuckles from this and it will make up for the no show on the blog - and I can share a behind the scenes pic or two somewhere down the road.....

... that's it from me, back to you...

Nelsonchocercose Monformaldehyde vous lance un GRAND ZERO.... CA ZAP APS!

samedi 2 février

Soirée diapo : Malevitch, sa jeunesse, ses premières œuvres. Suivi d'un picto zéro parce que (dixit payz) "moi un carré vert avec un triangle jaune à côté, je sais faire).


Je serai rentré à 16h donc pointez vous quand vous voulez après ça.

Je cherchais une illustration pour le post... et quand on tape souflette nasale dans google on trouve... une belle brochette de fomblards!

zero

P.S. Le code a (encore) changé : 9563

On s'inscrit?

Ahaha

Hope this gets you pumped for the Superbowl Deute !



Zero

the fluid piano!

C'est vraiment une super avancée parce que pour les instruments à clavier pour l'instant on ne pouvait faire ça qu'avec des claviers électroniques.

edit : un autre clip de cette invention géniale!

zero