| PEOPLE who own the out of date iPhone will be forced to sit at the back of the bus, it emerged last night.
 That's more like it
The regulations will also apply to municipal swimming pools, where old iPhone users will be allowed in for 20 minutes once a month, and their use of libraries and public lavatories will also be severely restricted.
Meanwhile, as the police warned they would not hestitate to use dogs and fire hoses to quell unrest, across Soho, bars and restaurants have placed signs in their windows stating 'version fours only' and 'no iPhone 3GS, no Irish'.
Wayne Hayes, founder of the exclusive private members' club, Prick House, said: "I just don't think that old and new iPhone owners should mix. It's not natural. They should have their own places.
"And I don't care what anyone says, they just don't have the same range of functions as we do."
But Julian Cook, manager of Ponce, the popular Dean Street wine bar, said: "We're not banning them completely. We've marked out a special area in the corner where they can all sit together and be served poor quality food.
"Perhaps when they see the new version owners laughing and being 24% thinner, it might encourage them to start acting like civilised human beings."
Experts say drug abuse and criminality are higher among out of date iPhone users, though there is debate over whether this is caused by old iPhone ownership or whether it is simply genetic.
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Putain l'Iphone 4 et il a l'air plutot pas mal. Vu les nouvelles specs ca donne grave envie. Surtout que c'est vrai qu'en comparaison on se demande comment n'importe qui a pu se contenter d'acheter un des 3 premiers modèles. Mais bon, c'est n'est pas une raison pour se ruer dessus non plus. Non. Ne jamais se ruer sur un produit apple. C'est toujours de la baise de faire partie des premiers acheteurs avec eux. Toujours attendre au moins 3 mois afin de bien connaitre les limitations du matos et de cernet un peu le feedback utilisateur puis croiser cela avec ses besoins et envies pour en décider de l'achat ou non. En tout cas ca sent plutot bon et je comme l'impression que je vais finir l'année avec un iphone en poche. ce qu'est fomble. enfin bon. sign of the times and what not...
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RépondreSupprimerouais, fomble le iphone.
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